they know just where to hurt you

We were out on the playground taking advantage of a 70 degree afternoon last week. I was sitting in one of the swings. One of the little 3 year old girls came up behind me and started to give me a push. And then that sweet little angel said "Miss Amber, you're booty is too big!"

it makes me sick, too

One of the boys in my preschool class told me last week that his little brother wasn't at school because he was sick.

Boy: "He's got monopoly."

Another teacher (whispered): "He means pneumonia."